The Journey Begins Here

The different episodes of my journey towards the end of life.

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Friday, November 24, 2006;9:35 PM

Ok so I really don't know what to write in this so I've decided to write everything that I can think of in the spain of 5 minutes.

  1. Did you know that I make more sense when I have already started to drink?
  2. The average male can have up to 7 erections daily and 5 of those happen during his sleep!
  3. My head hurts like hell!
  4. Men are sexual beasts!
  5. Drugs are not forbidden in the 10 commandments! yey!
  6. It's not wrong to say the truth even if it hurts.
  7. I think that Pacquiao is filthy rich. I want to be a boxer!
  8. Did you know that Magellan did not discover the Philippines?
  9. Magellan was not the first man to circumnavigate the globe.
  10. I think that George Bush is gay.
  11. Guys have feelings to you know?
  12. There is a fine line between having sex and making love.
  13. The biggest industry in the United States is the Porn Industry.
  14. That's why I took Comarts, to be a porn director! Kidding!
  15. The moon is not made of cheese, it's made of sponge stupid!
  16. I can ride the motorcycle.
  17. I'm normal.
  18. I'm insane.
  19. Man's life is too short.
  20. We have enough time to be dead.
  21. I want to have a pet leprechaun.
  22. Christmas is all about greed.
  23. Justice is fat. Literally.
  24. School is another word for hell at the same time Eden.
  25. Cueshe rocks?
  26. R.I.P Max Soliven. I bet you don't know who this guy is? I have the utmost respect for him.
  27. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will be shown really soon!
  28. I'm playing Severus Snape on our Potter Project. Die Dumbledore Die!
  29. Cows are funky.
  30. I miss my friends. ALL OF YOU!
  31. I hate her...
  32. But I miss you...can't wait to see you soon.
  33. Larry Bird wears this jersey number.
  34. I may have to leave the university.
  35. I want to be a rebel.
  36. Who wants to rescue Honasan? Well I want him out of there so that he can wreak havoc!
  37. Jessica Alba is hot.
  38. Finals week is stressful.
  39. I want to play basketball.
  40. I like to do the finger. Makes me feel really good.
  41. Luke I am your father! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  42. Chickens are nice.
  43. I wonder if they'll put Pacquiao on our currency.
  44. Smoking is dangerous to your health but not my health!
  45. Oldschool Parokya ni Edgar brings back the memories.
  46. I miss playing Super Mario.
  47. I miss playing baseball.
  48. Boxers are the shit.
  49. I'm problematic.
  50. I'm in big trouble. I hate the fact that I'm inlove with you. Stop it before someone gets hurt.